"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 06/20/2017 at 23:37 • Filed to: None

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i ate too much chinese food and my stomach hurts ama

UPDATE: The storm has passed and now I’m staring down the abyss that is a Snickers Xtreme.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:39

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What did you have? Was it good?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:40

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Wait 10 minutes, you’ll be fine.

TheHondaBro > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/20/2017 at 23:41

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mmmm TWICE COOKED PORK AND HOUSE FRIED RICE

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:41

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Is there such a thing as “too much chinese food”?

TheHondaBro > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 06/20/2017 at 23:41

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no

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 06/20/2017 at 23:42

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My heart says no but my stomach says yes.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:42

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Damn, now I want some Chinese food.

The house fried rice from my favorite Chinese restaurant is beyond godly.

TheHondaBro > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/20/2017 at 23:43

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A good house fried rice doesn’t need soy sauce.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:44

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On a scale of 1-10 how screwed is your toilet?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:44

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but will it hinder your ability to shit post?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:44

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but will it hinder your ability to shit post?

TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/20/2017 at 23:45

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Leadbull > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:45

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This should’ve been my yearbook quote.

High school opponauts take note.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:46

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A good house fried rice will also have you wanting more even when you’ve gone through an entire container of it.

Not that I would know or anything.

Leadbull > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:47

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Zofran?

Y or N

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:47

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Why are cargo shorts the best?

TheHondaBro > Leadbull 06/20/2017 at 23:48

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YN

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2017 at 23:48

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It’s time for DAAAAAAAAAAAD

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Leadbull 06/20/2017 at 23:49

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Over a year later and I’m still happy with mine

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/senior-quote-lopnik-1742927457

I have another burner, try to guess it! > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:49

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Is Veganism immoral?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:49

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BIGGER AIR

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2017 at 23:52

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Because they aren’t.

AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:54

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Teriyaki or sushi

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2017 at 23:54

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PISS SPIN

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:55

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Maybe what you need is some chocolate...

TheHondaBro > AestheticsInMotion 06/20/2017 at 23:55

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I like both.

TheHondaBro > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/20/2017 at 23:55

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BAN

TheHondaBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 06/20/2017 at 23:56

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no

Leadbull > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/20/2017 at 23:57

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I actually don’t think we even had yearbook quotes.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheHondaBro 06/20/2017 at 23:58

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NO CHICKEN BALLS???

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/21/2017 at 00:01

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BAN

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/21/2017 at 00:07

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I genuinely dislike shorts in general except for when I’m at the gym or excercising.

I always wear pants.

I’m currently wearing my Adidas soccer training pants, which are the most comfortable joggers I own.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/21/2017 at 00:16

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You don’t suffer from hairy ass leg syndrome? My legs need all the cooling it can get. I also wear shorts around the house in the winter. They’re like intercoolers for my legs, so shorts are a staple of my adult-manchild wardrobe.  

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/21/2017 at 00:22

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My leg hair is very light, so you couldn’t tell it’s there unless you actually look at my leg from like a foot away.

Also, I am rather pale. My legs are really pale. I have a few pairs of grey and black Nike and Hurley shorts for when I go out on really hot days. I prefer not to blind people with my pale-ass legs. Pale legs with light hair isn’t a good combination.

AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro 06/21/2017 at 00:22

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...acceptable

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 06/21/2017 at 00:32

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Have you ever heard the song ring of fire by Johny Cash?

TheHondaBro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/21/2017 at 00:43

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Am I an American?

Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro 06/21/2017 at 01:36

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You done? Good. Now watch Styles vs Okada.

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheHondaBro 06/21/2017 at 03:43

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so no problem then

;)